I think there was a secret relationship between the Titanic and the Santa Maria.

wonderfullybadjokes:

deere3rd:

wonderfullybadjokes:

I totally ship it.

You left out the iceberg

That’s cold.

queueue
I need to cut my fingernails.

wonderfullybadjokes:

They’re getting too out of hand.

queueue
“People call me Jake, but you can call me tonight!”
—(via wonderfullybadpickuplines) queueue
“These are forms of male aggression that only women see. But even when men are afforded a front seat to harassment, they don’t always have the correct vantage point for recognizing the subtlety of its operation. Four years before the murders, I was sitting in a bar in Washington, D.C. with a male friend. Another young woman was alone at the bar when an older man scooted next to her. He was aggressive, wasted, and sitting too close, but she smiled curtly at his ramblings and laughed softly at his jokes as she patiently downed her drink. ‘Why is she humoring him?’ my friend asked me. ‘You would never do that.’ I was too embarrassed to say: ‘Because he looks scary’ and ‘I do it all the time.’

Women who have experienced this can recognize that placating these men is a rational choice, a form of self-defense to protect against setting off an aggressor. But to male bystanders, it often looks like a warm welcome, and that helps to shift blame in the public eye from the harasser and onto his target, who’s failed to respond with the type of masculine bravado that men more easily recognize.”

Why it’s so hard for men to see misogyny (via ethiopienne)

Its hard for men to understand why women dont get loud & angry because they havent spent their entire lives being reprimanded whenever they take up too much space. (via pluralfloral)

(via steam-calliope)

ohmyfreakinggodric:

September 1st

"Yer ticket fer Hogwarts, first o’ September — King’s Cross — it’s all on yer ticket."

ohmyfreakinggodric:

September 1st

"Yer ticket fer Hogwarts, first o’ September — King’s Cross — it’s all on yer ticket."

(via purely-irrelevant)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via steam-calliope)

Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that’s a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull.

(Source: hemlockg, via dinosaurswithgrenades)

koffae:

been queued for the 1st day of spring for nearly a year, holla

koffae:

been queued for the 1st day of spring for nearly a year, holla

(Source: subtubitles, via dinosaurswithgrenades)


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